The Ballad of the Dungeon Mistress
Our Dungeon Mistress is, shall we say, a very unique individual. Luckily for us, her quirks generally manifest themselves in her writing, as opposed to the more violent tendencies which she clearly harbours ;) Therefore, let us honour her by sharing her strangest, funniest, and most frightening metaphors, similes, and turns of phrases, and really, anything else, let's have some fun! :P DM Chimerat: Gnome...speaks to an Elf who is flanked by a pair of Orcs...who are watching those who come up to the bar, including yourself, with the same interest a well sated cat would view a mouse.
Our Dungeon Mistress is, shall we say, a very unique individual. Luckily for us, her quirks generally manifest themselves in her writing, as opposed to the more violent tendencies which she clearly harbours ;) Therefore, let us honour her by sharing her strangest, funniest, and most frightening metaphors, similes, and turns of phrases, and really, anything else, let's have some fun! :P DM Chimerat: